In this review I talk about why I like Lord Of The Rings, Return Of The King. It was super long but really good. Smeagol turns into Gollum, which is kind of creepy and gross. That wormy guy had a knife in his pocket. My daddy covered my eyes but I was actually peeking. The huge trolls bring in a huge battery ram. All the horses are here to save us. Then an army of elephants came and knocked down all the horses, woweesh. They bring a whole bunch of ghosts and the ghosts kill everybody. Frodo has still not killed the ring. Then Gollum comes and bites off this finger. The big ole fire eye comes down and they got to get out of there. The eagles come and just like always, they save the day.