No one thinks getting is fun. But they’re wrong. Getting sick is fun. It’s amazing. Let me tell you why. When I’m sick I get to stay home from school, which is nice because I get to stay with my parents. And I hardly never see my parents during the day. The last time I was sick my daddy took me to a movie called Big Hero 6. The other cool thing about being sick is that I get to eat whatever I want. Like ice cream, cake, french fries, muffins, pancakes, whatever I want. Ok, seriously, being sick is not fun. So, take advantage of it when you are.